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Paranoid Pug Keeps Constant Watch for Danger
Hope, a 7-week old pug puppy from Shanghai, China, has developed an acute paranoia that danger lurks around every corner. ”She’s really jumpy,” said close-friend Christopher Chung. ”Her eyes are always darting about, like she’s trying to look in all directions at once.”
Doctors say her fear is just a phase and she’ll grow out of it once she discovers boy pugs.
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Butt-Sniffing Accident Causes 2-Dog Pileup
The Fluffington Post has received word of a major collision off Route 9 involving two compact dogs. Officials on the scene say Rizzo stopped short, causing Charlie to misjudge the angle of a routine butt sniff. The resulting rear-end collision has slowed traffic in both directions thanks to severe rubber-necking.
Drivers are advised to avoid the stretch between exits 26 and 28 until the wreck can be cleared.
Submitted by Jamie Baldanza.
Preppy style.
Distinguished GentlePug Makes Scene at Company Picnic
An affluent pug named Moose (of the Newport Mooses) has been accused of harassment and general misconduct during a recent corporate retreat.
“He was walking funny, slobbering on everyone,” says Fran Miller, an employee of CalStar, the boat insurance firm that held the picnic. “I’m not sure if he was drunk, but he was definitely acting inappropriately.”
Attorneys for Moose, who is a senior vice president at CalStar, maintain that his friendliness might have been misconstrued, but there was certainly no wrongdoing. The pug himself could not be reached for comment.
Submitted by Adam Berberich.
Dog Is Serious About Bike Safety
A local dog by the name of Smiggins is serious about bike safety. According to Smiggins’ web site, the pup is planning a 10-city tour across the American mid-West this summer to speak to groups of children about the importance of being safe while riding your bike.
“Smiggins is a great role model for kids,” says long-time friend and manager Bill Iff. ”He’s making safety cool again.”
Via The_Mastadon.
Be safe.
